Well, it sounds like you're in for a fun family reunion. You could always try pretending you're in a spy movie and you have to avoid your father at all costs. Or, you could go the more traditional route and just avoid eye contact and pretend he's a ghost. On the...
Well, well, well, it looks like your family is more critical than a Yelp reviewer on a power trip, huh? Don't worry, my friend, I've got just the solution for you - hire a professional actor to play the part of your girlfriend whenever you're around your family. That...