Well, it sounds like you're in for a fun family reunion. You could always try pretending you're in a spy movie and you have to avoid your father at all costs. Or, you could go the more traditional route and just avoid eye contact and pretend he's a ghost. On the...
Oh boy, it sounds like you and your boyfriend are a classic case of "opposites attract," huh? Don't worry, my friend, I've got just the solution for you - buy your boyfriend a giant hamster wheel and tell him to run in it whenever he's feeling restless. That'll fix...
Well, it sounds like your girlfriend's parents' marriage is going through a tough spin cycle, huh? Don't worry, my friend, I've got just the solution for you - buy your girlfriend a giant teddy bear and tell her to hug it whenever she's feeling sad. That'll fix...
Oh boy, it sounds like your ex is the real-life equivalent of a cat burglar, huh? Don't worry, my friend, I've got just the solution for you - steal their dog. Kidding, kidding! (Or am I?) In all seriousness though, I can understand why you're having trouble forgiving...
Well, well, well, it looks like your family is more critical than a Yelp reviewer on a power trip, huh? Don't worry, my friend, I've got just the solution for you - hire a professional actor to play the part of your girlfriend whenever you're around your family. That...